Anyone have any ideas what to do with ALL my Antminer S1's

Disassemble them, rip off the heat sinks, reassemble them using dividers and a minimum amount of fans. Then down clock them to the most efficient power to return ratio...
Looks something like:

And for further discussion (since this is the S5 topic) see:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=7216.msg9971633#msg9971633