Haha man I didn't think it would take this much convincing. You guys are ruthless.

To add another twist to the story the tracking number from UPS never updated online. They did miss their guaranteed delivery time by about an hour and I should be able to get a refund for that. To further prove this is legit I do have a picture of the UPS shipping label and it shows the date plus ~$100 USD it cost to ship overnight. With auctioneeeeer's permission I can do a hack job of hiding personal information on the label and then post the screenshot.