Even if it's a doll, it's still pedophilia, don't do it.
That's ridiculous. By that logic, I've committed bestiality.
I honestly don't know how to reply to that.
The original reply was a joke

that being said there are people who genuinely believe even if something is fake it means you've committed a crime, but then again those kind of people also believe in an invisible man that lives in the sky and watches over all of us.