I did indeed buy my first bitcoins in mid November 2013, at $740 a piece. And I sold most of them five days later, at $1100.

But I'm happy for you if you haven't lost any money yet. Such a shame that isn't going to continue.

At least you'll be able to hoard a lot of bitcoins now that the price drops quickly to double digits. Cheap coins, weak hands, strong fundamentals, something something blockchain, something white paper Satoshi ETF dirty fiat evil banksters hyperinflation of the dollar Wall Street money soon to the moon HODL, etc. Totally not a cult.