-I'm frightened, Auntie Em! I'm frightened!
--Dorothy? Dorothy? Where are you? It's me, Auntie Em! We're trying to find you! Where are you?
-I'm here in Oz, Auntie Em! I'm locked in the witch's castle, and I'm trying to get home to you, Auntie Em!

When I count to three, gentlemen, you'll wake up, and this miasma will vanish like dew in the morning sunshine.  It's all been a really, really bad dream!
Lol, just kidding, shit's 100% real.