I just put in about ~$1,500 in bitcoin, with a few more grand to come behind it.
Yeah, I'm not kidding.
Line up those asks, I need to empty the order book.
I'm not sure what it is you want us to conclude about you from this.
You do know that, as small as bitcoin's market is, $1,500 is not an enormous volume? Why would we think you were "kidding" about such an amount?
To "empty" the order book to its 2012 high, $7.12 would cost you about $350,000.