I love the way you all brainstorm about the idea or concept behind it.
Exactly what i did a few months ago.

Brainstorm enough, shake yourself loose from the existing solutions, and you'll find the answers in all posts combined here since OP.

IMPOSSIBLE... That's a phrase that does not exists in my head.
There is no such thing as being impossible if you dare to think outside the box.

Need proof?

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-future-is-now-awesome-things-that-were-impossible-20-years-ago-2011-7?op=1&IR=T

http://www.funtrivia.com/en/subtopics/Nothing-is-Impossible-329751.html

http://zimmer.csufresno.edu/~fringwal/stoopid.lis