America also has things called "time zones". Little countries like England don't need these, because they're so small (just like you, John!) that the sun can shine on the whole country at once. But America is a very wide country, so the sunlight can only hit one side at a time. This means that when it's lunchtime on the east side of the country, it's still dark on the west side of the country, and most people sleep during the dark.
5) America was part of the British Empire at one point in history, so cut the crap about England being too small and insignificant, and after all what language do you speak in America.... oh yes it's English,
I gave you a beautiful opening for a wide-Americans-at-lunchtime fat joke, and the best response you can think of is about the name of the language?
Also, sentences should end in a period, not a comma, in both American English and British English.