The obituarty was made as a joke because someone wanted to display all the fud in media that kept saying bitcoin was going to fail. It hasn't done so yet, and it most likely never will.
I'm sure OP is aware of that.
He made this post as a joke, don't take it literally.
Now that I look at it, I think he made this post just to get his daily post in. He's farming activity, he has 580 posts and 580 activity.