The main reason I'm sticking around this thread, though, is to find out "Joe Mordica's" real name.
Any research done on Joe Mordica comes up to a dead person.
wtf
Even if he's a zombie, does it really make any difference? Come one guys, give it a rest

Better come up with some new theories on how this mess can be spinned... spun... whatever, how to make it sound like a grand achievement. I'm sure the CEO is watching this thread and waiting for ideas and you're letting him down.