Re: If you are waiting for the "despair phase" to buy like in 2011 consider this
Step away from the keyboard, Ivan's hoe, you're getting belligerent. Here, have a nice gif to feed your Bitcoin dreams 
I was actually planning to step away from the keyboard yes, i have other things to do. Fact is that you'll still be here for the coming hours. And tomorrow again, and the day after that again, the day after that again, the day after that also again. You get the point
You are wasting your life.Wasting my life? You undervalue Satoshi's Great Social Experiment. Satoshi created a compressed time microcosm that mirrors the bigger reality. Where naked greed is given reign and punished, laissez-faire economy is given a chance & fails, the flaws of Austrian school are empirically shown, and the human animal could be observed & studied like naked mole rats in a plexiglass habitat.
You're fascinating and useful, Bitcoiners. Satoshi has created something wonderful, and I'm not missing a minute of it.
Now go buy some BTC--don't make me shake the box
