could it be that i INTENTIONALLY left them not true round?

You did this shit job on PURPOSE?
You are claiming to be an artisin silkscreener? never new there was such a thing.
Well, I guess you know now. I suppose this will be the first of several personal attacks.
I bought $80k in new tools and machines last year, my wife was a little pissy when i said i was going to buy a new lathe
You make $10 million a year and your wife is pissed because you wanted to spend $10k on tools for your profession? Sounds legit.
Anyways, i have work to do, i may swing in later to play this dumb game with you some more
Waiting with bated breath. Hopefully next time you'll show us pictures of a work in process, not some brand-new tools laying around in a shop and an image of an "in-progress" piece so dark you can't tell if there's anything carved into it.