If he shows a video of him carving fine-serif text like this, with hand tools, start to finish, I'll eat my hat. Heck, I'll commission a piece myself.
I am not wasting any more of my time on this, when one of my clients wants something, a picture or video or something, message me. Continuing to argue with this guy is an exercise in futility.
I'll throw in a suggestion
I want nubbins to order a carving on a technical level he's happy with and woodcollector to make a video with pictures seems simple enough to settle, or a livestream with a set time so no one can complain about photoshop etc.
Wow this certainly blew up...and to think...I came this close to buying a dildo from this guy 
Totally worth it it's amusing either way so no complaints over here with the finished productI forgot to get the certificate of authenticity printed and shipped in the mail though.
Dildo's mate and Bitcoin who wouldn't resist that temptation we all know one of these days we will all be fucked by Bitcoin he-he shoves the aforementioned dildo into the thread
If you have ever been F#CKED using BTCitcoin for something this would be a great way to memorialize that as well.
Escrow Accepted
Escrow Accepted
Apologies my lighting sucks
I'll see if someone wants to buy it with all the free press and comments about it
(Even with all the fun stuff going on in this thread it just seemed like the perfect place to place a dick XD) (mmm I'll need to redatestamp that later as well lol wonder if anyone will bite)https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=931553.new#new