I am sorry, really I am but until you send a video link showing you wearing a tshirt with the words, 'I am nobbins' then you are a scammer to me. How do we know you are not outsourcing this to china? Without the video evidence, I conclude - You NUBBINS are likely a SCAMMER. I await the video link, until then - you are a scammer.
Give me about an hour, currently in the midst of another print job.
What's your t-shirt size?
Extra large...like that thing hanging from your forehead.