I am sorry, really I am but until you send a video link showing you wearing a tshirt with the words, 'I am nobbins' then you are a scammer to me. How do we know you are not outsourcing this to china? Without the video evidence, I conclude - You NUBBINS are likely a SCAMMER. I await the video link, until then - you are a scammer.
Give me about an hour, currently in the midst of another print job.
What's your t-shirt size?
Extra large...like that thing hanging from your forehead.
Because I am what I say I am, and not a fraud like your pal, I'm obviously able to produce the video precisely as you requested. However, I decided to modify your directions slightly so as to give our readers something a bit more entertaining than my hairy ass jumping up and down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LlLMKhArf4Maybe once this all dies down, I'll silkscreen a "how to spot a scammer and his shills" poster and have some of the proceeds go towards WoodCollector's victims who don't get their refunds

I don't understand how he would go to jail over this?
What, everyone's allowed to exaggerate but me?
