Bitcoin, the currency of terrorists, drug dealers, and child pornographers! Also subject to 50-90% loss, total illegality and arbitrary robbery/destruction of all transaction mediums instantaneously and simultaneously! (and that's when it's working correctly) Bitcoin - throw your money away today! It's just (ten thousand) clicks away! Cheers!

Cool story bro.
So let's be honest with each other now & tell me how much money you really lost from selling your BTC now while you bought it at 700$