Another part of why I can't take smoothie seriously, here is the count of everyone who uses emoticons and how many:
COUNT | LINE
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77 | smoothie
14 | nubbins
6 | jonald_fyookball
5 | iCEBREAKER
3 | bitspill
3 | EyesWideOpen
3 | ukcrypto
2 | ElectricMucus
2 | freedomno1
2 | Iynx
2 | qwk
1 | BG4
1 | Blazr
1 | Bobsurplus
1 | cshelswell
1 | Dalyb
1 | koshgel
1 | SodaWarz
1 | Superhitech
-----------------------------------------------------
127 | TOTAL LINES
And if you wish to build that list yourself paste the following javascript into your dev console
var jq = document.createElement('script');
jq.src = "https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1/jquery.min.js";
document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(jq);
$($(".post > img").not('.userimg')).each(function(i,e){
console.log($(e).parent().parent().parent().children().eq(0).children().eq(0).children().eq(0).text());
});
It will dump a list of names to your console, copy paste the names into
http://www.somacon.com/p568.php and press the display count button
Love the new measuring stick! Maybe the next statistic will be how many times you use the letter 'a' in your posts determines how butt hurt you are.