Well, you got out of maketplace and over to lending.  It's rich with trolls because it can be one of the more entertaining sections of the forum.  I'll ask the sensible questions - (starters for 10 points)

What do you want the coins for?
How are you going to pay them back?
You are new to bitcoins (as you said in post #1 of your histroy), what do you actually know about them and mining?
Interest costs are likely to be 15% for a month, why can you not get cheaper consumer finance for somewhere?