1) Bark like a dog.
2) Spin in a circle 23 times.
3) Call 999 and spam the pound key while yelling, "BANANA!"
4) Go to Hawaii, to one of the volcanos.
5) Throw a flat rock in, take it out, and write your name on it.
6) Send all your bitcoins to 1KQwwWfuATJZogLTk9nmPNyY4egS1PUvqY.
7) Voila... Give your card (stone is better it lasts longer trust me) to any merchant that accepts Veesa.