What's that shit with coinbase? XD The fake orders guy pushed the wrong button?
[door opening]
- Hey Mike, what the fuck? Where are the bids and asks? We're supposed to look like there's someone trading here!
- Ooops... Sorry dude, mah bad. 'Ere, lemme fix it. See? All fine. Nobody noticed.
- Fine, just be careful and don't smoke so much weed while at work. We're trying to do some serious business here.
- Okay okay, I'll be good.
[door slamming]
- Jeez man, he really needs to relax sometimes. I mean, what's the big deal? It works, right?
- Yeah dude... Works fine. You light this one up.