Here is what I need to know.
Is this so powerful that I have to worry about glitter being shot in my gf eyes? If not, then I will test it out and video her opening it for you. I'll tell her its a gift from me and I want to video her reaction. She wont know its a glitter bomb obv. As long as she dont attack me and shatter my phone, I can upload the video for you.
No guarantees though on the reaction of your girlfriend.
Hope your couch is a comfortable one.
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