Thanks for the coins, Dumpmonkeys! Keep it up; I've got thousands and thousands of fiat FRNs I need to get rid of before the short squeeze.
Also, there are millions of bitcoins owned by unknown people with unknown intentions.
Just don't take out any loans to buy those "cheap coins".
How'z that any different than all the billions of unknown people who own dollars with unknown intentions? ...
Well, dollar criminals don't keep diaries, so there's that...

They don't? There's an entire industry of forensic accountants who beg to differ.
No no, I mean literally keep a diary, regale us with their trials & tribulations.
No need for forensic accountants, it's more of a confessional/deep probing questions like "I wonder if my new buddy, who's totally not a basement-dwelling neckbeard but the CEO of Hell's Angels, really killed all the folks I asked him to kill, or just scooted off into the sunset with the million dollars I gave him? Dear diary, if you can't trust your hitman, who can you trust? What a world, what a world..."