Gosh that sure is a lot of bold red text.  I don't even want to piecewise quote anymore, and take it from the top:
1. You failed to comprehend the Logic chapter of whatever class in whatever school you went to.  Nicholas Cage's hair would be proud of you.
2. You failed it so hard that you build a house of cards from your own conspiracy theories.
3. Check when my Bitcoin.it account was created. Hint: last week, for the express purpose of setting up a page about Bitcoin ASICs after somebody else started a thread asking about them.
4. As for EMIC (and Alcheminer): Don't worry, somebody - it might even be me if I bother checking into it - will remove their listing if they're just as forthcoming with information and proof as you are.

At the moment I'd rather spend time digging through whatever scammy ASIC claim is on my list next...Galaxy ASIC, apparently.  Their thread is 9 pages long, so they must have done a better job than you.