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Re: Security consulant/code reviewer
by
ClownSpider
on 10/02/2015, 18:27:48 UTC
You just got torn appart.
You failed at EVERYTHING you said.
Now you wish to claim you were making nostalgic references to historical crap as a joke.
You were completely NOT funny, and you were completely serious in the bullshit you wrote.

That is why you did not DARE respond to the individual points everyone makes ripping apart you fake intelligence.

When I joke about port 139 nukes, it was clearly a joke.
When you write about 1s and 0s, you were completely serious.

You are an idiot for claiming that someone making 120k a year lacks financial intelligence.
Now you want to pretend that I was focused on 60k per year, and pretend that you make that when you are posting bullshit security consultant ads on a thread that you yourself say would make anyone an idiot for employing you.

You fail in every way.

Your reading comprehension amazes me, we should dissect you and study your dumb brain.

Overall I am still willing to examine businesses for either a stake in the company or monetary compensation, call it giving back to the community.

Please give me one point when I got "torn apart", just one.


My reading amazes you?  You cannot read AT ALL.
You ask what point you got TORN APART on?
DId you NOT read anything I said?  Because your only reply was "you are a dumbass" after I wrote you multiple paragraphs.

Read this shit: 

I do not really see why the public portrays hackers as intriguing individuals, when hacking is about as tasteless as vandalism, anyone can setup an anonymous server with a domain asking for credit card numbers in exchange for Emma Watsons nudes if you have 100k targeted views there will be at least 20% credit cards submitted, average of 1k per credit card is 20k if you sell them on the deepweb for 5% then you've got 5k which barely makes a normal salary.
ha ha, WTF?  NOOOO You will NOT get 20%, and people will NOT give you their CC simply because you have a website.  Are you for real?  "Deepweb" GTFO nobody calls it that anymore.  20%, 5%, you just invent percentages out of thin air.  Please stop.  $5k is barely a normal salary?  Are you fucking kidding?  $5k is way more than the average person makes.  $5k?  Let us pretend that was monthly, that equals $60k a year.  That is very high.  All of your numbers are wrong.  But I appreciate that you are not claiming to be a hacker.
The problem is if you're that good why not work for a european firm and make 10k per month doing some bullshit security job plus have all the perks and avoid the risk of getting locked up, only makes sense for individuals with a low financial intelligence. The average human is so dumb he would trade his credit card info for a chocolate bar, playing our monkey brains large scale is about as impressive as stealing candy from a kid, imagine if you get locked up for 5 years after 5 years of work your monthly salary gets inflated to 2.5 versus the 10 that you could have been making.
Please give me the contact info for a firm that is willing to pay 10k per month for some idiot that can open a website as described above.  Or for whatever. 
Bullshit security?  Isn't that what you are offering on this post?
When did $120k per year become so small it "only makes sense for individuals with a low financial intelligence."?
Are you turning your nose up at $120k?  I would kill for a $5k a month job!,, $10k?  I would let people shoot at me!  ha

This is why Bitcoin works as a monetary system so well, it pays significantly more to work for the system than against it. The avatar was set back in 2011 when they still allowed avatars, no ill intent in mind. I still like to keep it because it reminds me of how infinitely not noob I am vs most of the forum.
Nothing in what you just said had anything to do with working for or against bitcoin.
I realize you cannot change your avatar, that is unfortunate that it has become a symbol for noob protestors.
As for you, everything you said is so full of fail and face palm that I regretfully have nothing else to say to you.

No such thing as a white hat hacker either, if your system is secure there is no need to order some schmuck to try to bruteforce the password or type in zeros and ones against a green screen to attempt and gain access.
You are that schmuck yes?  Or are you just selling bogus insurance?
 If your system is secure, sometimes you want to ensure that your assessment is correct.  Banks do this, I would not insult someone for ensuring that they have worthy security.
Hacking is not brute forcing.
Programming has nothing to do with a green screen.  This is not 1986.
Humans do not type 1s and 0s.
I must question your credentials for any sort of code work that you advertise at this point.
Sorry but everything you said just completely undermines your credibility as a programmer, coder, or anything to do with computers for that matter.  Deepweb?  lol.. deep web.. that was funny.  And those stats!
Please stop.

Thank you
you call yourself a "hacker" yet this obviously will not work in real life
sit down and think about why
Please take this advice to heart madmadmax.
Everything you wrote was a complete 100% fail.
You forgot to talk about port :139 vulnerabilities with all that green screen, 1s and 0s deep web knowledge.

I am sorry, I normally contain my rage.
FAIL