We are a kind & prudent custodian of cattle bulls in our charge, keeping their preposterous hopes alive.  Such is Our noblesse oblige.
We maketh them to lie down in green pastures: We leadeth them beside the still waters--somebody's gotta do it.  Not like the dumb bovines could even wipe their own ass, amirite?
We leadeth them in the paths of righteousness for Our name's sake.

And when We [humanely] slaughter them, they'll be fatted, juicy & delicious. <==Damn autocorrect, how did that get here?