So go ahead, beam me to Mars naked, I'll have my coins as long as there's bitcoin infrastructure and some air to breathe

The average temperature on Mars is -55 C (-67 F) so I advise wearing one of these:
Omega down suitDamnit, no dancing naked on Mars in sulfur rain? Ok, I change my mind: beam me naked to any place that has bitcoin infrastructure,
drugs postal service and hookers.