This is probably the worst analysis I've ever seen. The OP simply cherry picked the high and low for each year, ...
Jesus FUCK. Why can't people read? Why can't people detect irony? Why does no one have a working theory of mind any more? I know everyone on the internet loves to declare themselves autistic, but surely it can't be EVERYONE?
I *didn't* read the link and I *still* figured out where the OP was coming from, largely from the three innocuous words 'let us explain'. Not 'here is a stupid argument I am making in all sincerity', but 'here is a stupid argument I am using to demonstrate the stupidity of other similar arguments'.
ETA: aaaand now I've read the link, and yep it's sarcasm. They should NOT have put the last sentence in though. No need to spoonfeed the slow people.