Loan amount required: 0.6
Term length: 30 days
Interest:  10% repayment of 0.6
Address: 1EtdFRDkcDsN6euNLRhGxBg1Kt4RHsY9nw

Reason: need funds to start merchant website and associated fees

I may as well try.

Edit: So why do I get negative feedback without even doing anything?