Honestly? You think the NSA will waste resources trying to track down some random teenager who bought some dope or whatever online? If you're on their radar you're into some really nasty shit or you're a high level official of some government, group or corporation, the little guy will always get handled by local LEO who can only dream about access to the NSA's toy chest.

And thanks, I love my instamined shitcoin that makes me more money every day.