very nice topic!But how one puts a signature in his profile,I cannot put links 
you need to boost your activity for that
you need to be atlest a jr member to post a link in your signature as a newbie you can not have any link in your signature it take 30 days of activity to become jr member
Then you can just buy an account.
buying account on https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=704370