You know what...have it buyers. Buy up all the bitcoins while they are <$100.
That way you run out of cash to buy anymore and the price will fall back to a more "economic" value.
Have at it!

P.S. Price will still go below $7.50
Translation: I am worried the market is not as bearish as I'm leading myself to believe, so I will post this to reassure myself and see if people will reinforce my bearish market opinion.
Translation: I can't come up with my own way to mock others so I'll steal other people's material to do so.