I'll bet Rhonda can cook too. I'd marry her in a heartbeat and I KNOW she could still beat your firefighting redneck ass any day.

Well she certainly can't act. Did you see expendables III? I don't fight women. I fight fire. If you're being attacked by ninjas, call Rhonda. If your house is burning down, call me.
Didn't watch the movie, I have little patience for Hollywood shit. I wouldn't call you for a fire though, I'm a long ways from you.

P.S. Who would someone in your area call if they were attacked by ninjas while the house was on fire? Not you?