so ... use bitcoin instead ... with direct print from paper wallet 
BTC's price stability isn't much better.
That and 60 minute wait times are the reasons why BTC didn't take over there.
there is no 60 minutes wait, first confirmation is much faster
Not always. Nevertheless, other cryptocoins are still a lot faster. For example, the first confirmation for a dogecoin transaction usually arrives within a few minutes.
been doing btc transactions for a while now. there hasnt been a time that i had to wait more than 20 minutes for the first confirmation.
Once I had to wait for nealy 50 minutes. I think many bitcoin arbitrageurs have seen even longer times for the first confirmation to hit the blockchain.