I find this a highly inappropriate time for you to make jokes.

I also struggle to understand or rather: believe,  how a planned website front end update could cause any site, let alone an exchange, to be down for 2 weeks. If you planned an update and found it didnt work, the obvious thing to do would be to roll back to the old site until the new one was ready. This downtime shows a level of incompetence not even shown by  Ukyo or Nefario.

Either that, or you're not telling the full story.