Obama: If only we could rid the world of the dumbest, greediest criminal element, without harming normal people...
CIA: Mr. President, our secret research labs have finally perfected just such a weapon. We call it ... Bitcoin.
Obama: Hahahahahahahahaha! Make it so!
Obama: Now we only need a name. The creator of Bitcoin, what could it be?
CIA: What are you thinking Mr. President? First thing that comes to your mind.
Obama: Gotta be something hilarious. "So a man took a shit". Make an anagram out of that. Go ahead lol
CIA: mmh... ... "Satoshi Nakamoto"?
Obama: hahaha you are a fucking genius!