Who wouldn't but it's hard to have a small farm and home with your family, wife and pets (and kids if you have them) always issues and fear of fire. Minerlink from bitmain is supposedly going to let you control your cloud miner (pick pools and settings)
Some company needs to design an ASIC coffee warmer to keep my mug piping hot while it mines away. I would buy one even if it never had a chance of 100% ROI just because it is a useful device and helps secure the network.
One of these but heated with an asic
http://www.geekalerts.com/usb-mug-coffee-warmer-heater-with-clock/Honestly you probably could mod one and make it, use the usb asics under but it would need a powered usb hub no matter what.