My reading is that friedcat is the one who was robbed.
Silverspoon is an alt of NotLambchop, who is an alt of crumbs, all notorious trolls.
Still, excellent thread.
But, who did the robbery ? Rock Xie ? Was not he the partner of Friedcat in AM hash ?
In any case, actual hardware stealing is a funny story for a cloud mining operation.
No need to steal the hardware - just put a lock on the warehouse and reconfigure the mining address.