My reading is that friedcat is the one who was robbed.
Silverspoon is an alt of NotLambchop, who is an alt of crumbs, all notorious trolls.
Still, excellent thread.
Who are these guys ? Do u mean the police report is fake ?
Edit2: Here's the police report. Hope you can make out the text, only had shitty phone camera


(sorry, had to redact some sensitive infos because privacies)
Hm. You don't have a close-up of the date, do you?
I'm sorry, this was a joke. I keep thinking that I make it obvious, but in hind sight it's not. I didn't take the picture, I doubt it's a police report, just an unrelated, conveniently blurry photo of a Chinese document.
In short, just a bad joke, disregard.