Edit2: Here's the police report. Hope you can make out the text, only had shitty phone camera
(sorry, had to redact some sensitive infos because privacies)
Hm. You don't have a close-up of the date, do you?
I'm sorry, this was a joke. I keep thinking that I make it obvious, but in hind sight it's not. I didn't take the picture, I doubt it's a police report, just an unrelated, conveniently blurry photo of a Chinese document.
In short, just a bad joke, disregard.
grrrr... still learning about the weird language of sarcasm :-)