LOL. I've gone downstairs a few times just to find myself standing there thinking, "WTF did I come down here for?" FML, I'm not THAT old, yet.
Your fridge obviously belongs to a bachelor.
At least it's clean.

I had a feeling I'd get called out on being a bachelor. No live-in family = fewer liabilities and more booby traps

Grape Crush, though! Hello, 1993!
Edit: You should see my freezer. Jagermeister and freeze pops
