I am hoping someone with a high balance of Amazon funds or CLEAN Amazon gift cards can do me favor and buy the laptop in exchange for bitcoins!
Hmm ok deal. Let me just buy you $3700 worth of legit amazon gift cards so I can instantly lose 45% just because I'm a nice guy and want to do you a favor. Wait... now why the fuk would I do that??
Yes I know that's expensive but I want this laptop to last me 3 + years.
I am willing to trade 9.50 bitcoins at the current market rate in exchange for a buyin me the $3700 laptop from Amazon.
Please don't reply complaining about the price! It's just what I can afford right now!
No, actually you can't afford it.