YES I accept escrow. I want to use escrow for this deal. Without escrow I will get scammed! I'm happy to pay escrow fee's to get this done.

And I'm not sending 9.5 bitcoins first! You can seriously  fuck off if you want bitcoins upfront. I'm not sending them without the laptop in my possession!

What does my post count have to do with anything? The biggest bitcoin scams have been well known identities. So being new means nothing.

I just need a laptop and I like the $3700 laptop. It will last me at least 3 years. All I want is a good discount. Amazon gift cards regularly go for 50%!