Anyone fluent in French? I've been given an article to write on for the cycling website I write for, but the article is in French, and these online translators only do literal translations, so most of it makes no sense to me.

Only thing I know how to say in French is
Je ne parle pas français.
Translated " I do not speak french " 
Hopefully someone in the forum knows french,
if not then that leaves
https://translate.google.com/Or
https://www.elance.com/r/contractors/q-french/ 