Please stop feeding the trolls - simply don't reply.
To everyone - take into account that this thread means more than a few chuckles to a lot of folks. I  have nearly all my BTCs locked in AM shares, yet the situation is not as painful as the constant joking about it from a community I helped build.
Work together instead of destroying each others, which is what the very Bitcoin protocol is about: in the long term we gain more by helping each others rather than attacking each others (Blockchain).