GigaBloatCoin has far less than the required 95% support and is thus not going to happen. Quick, sell all your BTC before they become worthless hipster curiosities!

I fucking did, that's why you're left holding the bag with the 80% drop since December '13

And where did you get the 95% support from? Hmmm?
http://gavintech.blogspot.de/2015/01/twenty-megabytes-testing-results.html"Current rules if no consensus as measured by block.nVersion supermajority.
Supermajority defined as: 800 of last 1000 blocks have block.nVersion == 4"
Once that thing goes live, you're just going to get dragged by the nose into it.