It's obvious you're not just drunk but...
Hey - that was my line. Turns out he's a plagiarist as well as a troll.
Turns out I don't need to do much, you idiots are already doing a fine job of alienating pretty much everyone. Except for the most die-hard religious fanatics you find littered throughout this joke of a thread. You all deserve each other

Now then, shouldn't you be getting back to worshipping your idol and cult leader?