If the internet couldn't be accessed by more than three person every second, then suddenly the internet stops becoming useful!
We'll park derps like you on dogecoin the same way one billion derps are herded towards Facebook every day.
The reality is that derps like me vastly outnumbers tinpot dictators like you, and we'll park ourselves on Bitcoin and expand the blocksize by sheer weight of consensus.
We will feast on the network and write whatever the fuck we want on The Holy Ledger.
What are you going to do about that?