XII. The current 1Mb limit is arbitrary. We want to change it. Please ignore the fact that the discussion is about whether to change or not to change, and please ignore that the onus is on whoever proposes change to justify it. Instead, buy into our pretense that the discussion is about "which arbitrary value". Because we're idiots, and so should be you!
Go away.
Yes. Go away is a perfectly reasonable argument.
Considering what it's in response to, yes.
Read the text in bold and you will see why there is no more valid an argument than to say "scram!"
Explaining the main chain is difficult enough, trying to get people to understand offchains too is a bit much.
I would bet that most people on this forum already use an "offchain" solution, in that they do not maintain their own full node. If you're using a website or an app to manage your funds, you won't notice the difference when your transactions aren't individually sent on the blockchain, but instead bundled up with all the other petty transactions and sent at the end of the day/week.