@jbreher

If you're up to the task, would you be so kind as to escrow a bitcoin wallet address that you'll create for the purpose of garnering $600 USD worth of bitcoins? Once amassed, you convert (or however) the bitcoins to fiat, and source a like or similar container/safe that said amount once held Burt and Jean's eight-year-old daughter's savings to once again store the $600. Jean may be able to help you source said vessel. You or I could start a new thread, or continue using this one to forward the campaign. Doesn't matter which option, for we're ONLY talkin' 'bout six hundred bucks, thus shouldn't take long to accomplish the task. I'll seed it with the umpteen dollars worth of bitcoins I possess.

Please let me know via PM if you're game, same if you post here but give me a heads-up that a post was penned.

Thanks, bud.