Yup... that is the hilarious part.... that bit is great.
The disturbing part is BLYTHE MASTERS!!!!!!!!!! Nooooooooooooooooo
I don't like the guy, but the greatest and foremost utopia that exists in crypto-world is that the current economic establishment's top boys will be left out of the way when there's massive adoption. Well; this won't happen! They know how the system works and -frankly- I think we need them around for they possess significant knowledge. On the other hand, bitcoin derivatives to my understanding is a high risk investment. To give it a perspective, it is like entrusting your Bitcoins to someone's hands who was involved in the MtGox story...
Yeah; I know. Some people would do it again...

Blythe is a woman (but she was once married to Daniel Masters of Royal Dutch Shell/Salomon fame who was involved in developing energy gas/crude markets, who incidentally now is part of GABI)
Blythe is a scary woman.
Ask any silver trader

(given her past track record, think derivatives and manipulation)
(oh and also over leveraging and swaps)
(ps oh and also, the idea I hope is to create a system that is better, and certainly more transparent than the system we already have, "they" may know how it works alright, but it is "their" games that is one of the main driving reasons we need a new system)
Zerohedge seems to agree with you.